Sometimes the truth hurts

"I knew I was part Canadian, part Guianese and some other things...but part PATRIOT?  Please, no!"  

Sadly, yes.  Investigative work on the part of one of Dom's relatives has revealed that Dom is, indeed, part New England Patriot.

"Is there a God?  I've let a good life...I think I have treated people well...how could this have happened?!"