New England Patriot Cheerleaders
Defect!
Several prominent
New England cheerleaders have defected to the New
York Giants.
"We'd rather
be with a winner!" exclaimed Head Cheerleader
Sandy "Boom Boom" Mackinski. "The
Giants are sooooo hot!"
Inga Bottomly seconded her thoughts. "Eli is
such a hunk! Plus he doesn't run around town
like a gigolo!"
The defections
may shape the sidelines of the Super Bowl.
Fox has promised fair and balanced coverage of this
important happening, assigning senior reporter Andrea
Stupid to the Giants sideline to ask hard-hitting
questions.
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